Trump is up 3 states to 1, since this is 2016 we all know what is going to happen here.

Ironically, I put my 2009 Yankees World Series shirt in the backup bin, only to be worn in major Yankee games where no women are present.

Tonight marks the season finale of Celebrity Apprentice.

I sense a theme here

you took my angle

Phil Jackson’s idea of the triangle offense seems to be a bit obtuse.

If this is true, this really is an audition for Bill Belichick to be Trump’s Director of the CIA.

All in all I thought this was really long promo for Celebrity Apprentice.

That is per NFL.com’s Mike Garafolo, who reported today that Wilkerson missed a walk-through prior to the Jets’ loss to the Ravens on October 23, in which his teammates had ordered a cake to celebrate his birthday

(pictured: only dogs Donald Trump has ever met)

Brown fans have the satisfaction of knowing that they can’t blow a 3-1 lead.

I thought it translated into “please don’t go back to jail dad”

Could be worse, the officer could have fed him a giant douche.

The entire NBA is butt, except for the last two minutes of the game.

Manny Pacquiao would like to execute anyone possessing a poppy seed bagel.

Watching these old folks celebrate, on the bright side, we won’t have to worry about a baby boom next July

Dexter looked like an assassin out there.

What a dumb move, but he doesn’t want to be like dad and use his head.

I never seriously considered that Curt Schilling might have faked his bloody sock

+1 Wounded Knee