The gift turned from a field goal to a touchdown

In his own interpretation of his this season being a dent in his career and only a joker would take him seriously.

He had a beef with somebody

Makes sense, if the White Sox are going to prostitute themselves to shady corporate interests, they might make that whole area one big Red Light District.

Tim Tebow performed a great feat today, reaching base twice against the Peoria Javelina.

He went to sell bras for men.

Somehow not nominated

Nice to see Peyton Manning enjoying his retirement.

I don’t find it a coincidence that we have not seen that dildo and Clark the Cub in the same place.

He must have been Chandler Jones’s supplier.

(sees location)

They are just happy the dildo got off the field, I would hate for the Patriots to be penalized for having 12 players on the field.

The German reporter really was just showing his youth and inexperience. When a wall was put around him, he didn’t know what was going on.

Filed under BADger fans.

For Mike Love...what a dude will do to cover his receding hairline.

CBS was the only TV Network to cover this. Well, it is the Tiffany Network.

This comes up everytime the Indians are on the national stage. I’m sure in the end Manfred just wanted to put a blanket over things.

I am really worried about the job security of Dan Bailey, the Dallas Cowboys placekicker.

“It’s a bad idea to put the kid on so soon. I know its a feel good story, but deep down you should stick to what you know and not on some unproven commodity. Now who know who needs help? Me! So, after watching the first two games of the World Series, there’s a fantastic game on Thursday between the Jacksonville…