As a Jet fan, I’m glad they are crushing my spirits now, so I can focus on other sports more closely.

This is how successful Coyote 1.0 was.

Another day of ASSet management.

What I would like to know is that can a dead body beat the Mets.

So is it appropriate to drink lemonade and iced tea out of a boat shaped cup today?

Jose Fernandez and Arnold Palmer gone on the same day. I’ll be drinking iced tea and lemonade in a boat shaped cup.

Why stop there? Your career failed, your body failed on you, and your endorsement deal failed.

That’s actually a good idea. I think I’ll give my uncle a broken up phone box as a birthday gift. It is a reminder of the times he laughed at our jokes while stabbing his ass with steroids.

Clevenger probably thought that Curt Schilling was running for president. He just wanted to be the catcher to Curt’s pitching.

I don’t see what all the fuss is all about. Dodger fans don’t even come and look at the players until the 4th inning.

That was a really nice dance move there, Thomas Davis must have gotten the advice to break a leg instead.

At first I thought it was strangest named breweries by state. Then realized its just the strangest names by name. Which reminds me, I could use a cold beer.

I think Simmons was talking about the Cardinals.

I haven’t seen Lindsey Graham this animated since the impeachment.

The man should’ve tried firewater and a blanket instead of a punch.

If things happen in threes, I don’t want to be Stefon Diggs right now.

This needs to get updated

I’m convinced that the Patriots can pick out a fan from Gillette to play quarterback and still score 31 points off the Dolphins.

In the end, they had to resort to having Jerry Remy’s son to kill the door operator.