Moral outrage as the photographer spends most of his profits at that brand new casino.

I knew Jesus was thinking about the College Football Playoff when being crucified on the cross. I knew Jesus preferred the BCS.

North Carolina retaliates by burning up all their tobacco leaves giving every single American second hand smoke.

I would think the Patriots management would let this issue go. After all one of their employees did kill a black man.

It’s still a little too early to y’know to give Matthew Berry the phone number for the National Suicide Hotline.

Akransas + Slimy Green Veggie = Okransas

Look at that charlatan trying to reinvent himself into something he is not. And the sad thing is that a large portion of very stupid people support him. I still can’t believe the Mets signed Tim Tebow.

That’s nothing. I eat two orders of poise every time I’m in Hawaii.

Leave it to a Scot to show his distaste for a Monarch.

I would love to have a rematch of this game next year, perhaps in Damascus or Mogadishu with all passports confiscated.

That reminds me when a 271-pounder kik’er started chasing me. I ran rapidly away from her.

Sooner or later, trying a long FG was going to catch up to Oklahoma.

The Vikings seem to handle trades like they do chip shot FGs.

Why is Phil Mushnick trying to make Colin Kaepernick so darn likeable?

Next week’s game should be a blowout, Tennessee already brought its checkered end zone.

Who at Florida State told Vic Viloria he could paint the sidelines?!?

He really looks down, depressed and talks like a loser. Never Marry!

Real enough for a Buster Poindexter lawsuit.

He heard the starter had a similar experience against Oregon.

Last time my Yorkies did that, I sold them to a takeout restaurant I stopped using.