How many of us thought Yasiel Puig would be mentioned here?

No wonder Beltre doesn’t want his head messed around with, no has the heart to tell him that Ken Griffey Jr. is no longer playing with the Mariners.

Ronde because he’s not Tiki.

“Well I have followed [the Kaepernick story], and I think it’s personally not a good thing. I think it’s a terrible thing. And you know, maybe he should find a country that works better for him, let him try, it won’t happen.”

I think when Bryce Harper watched cartoons on Saturday Morning, he would really pay attention to this character.

This is terrible, just a sideshow with no winners, only losers. It’s gross and inhuman thing to do in the year 2016, y’know. Use the New York Post as a source.

To me Drake has always been a Ring Ding with Funny Bones.

Lou Holtz I think is the best ambassador for immigrants. He led the Fighting Irish to a championship.

“Here’s a chance for a threesome! Oh..nevermind” -Robin

No matter what we say, everyone’s comments will be in the grays.

I laughed so hard, I died- Len Bias

The Republicans have really screwed up their national election strategy. I bet even the Governor of Florida is not related to Donald Trump.

The USMNT’s loss is always the Dallas Cowboys gain.

A few years ago...so did this Tiger.

Antonio now from Indianapolis objects to the stereotype.

Do I have a grandson in Massachusetts?!?-Jerry Jones

It must’ve been one of those unwritten rules of baseball. Snitches get baseball stitches.

No wonder he’s screwing up, he’s trying to eat an imaginery sardine

I was so looking forward to seeing Emperor Akihito dressed up as Luigi...bummer.

Knowing this is the closest you’ll ever get to winning again.