They teach them how pick them low and slow in Texas.

I’m sure Matt Harvey is taking this TOS stuff in stride. However, he fears the one thing that will end his career in New York. Permanent Laryngitis.

Silva has struggled with numerous injuries and failed drug tests, most recently for penis drugs in August 2015.

US Marines getting killed in Beirut. My seven year mind is thinking why would a dead baseball player kill 243 Marines.

New York would have a coup. All the downstate criminals will start shooting the law abiding citizens (with no guns), then the upstate New Yorkers (with guns) would come down and finish off Manhattan.

The City of Seattle should host a schadenfreude party.

+1 double fault

That was a bad Djok

Judging from the photo, a place where Spanish Tile meets Spanish Fly.

Well, the Browns haven’t lost since the Cavs won the NBA Title.

Will the by-product of all these new NBA contracts lead to ten hours of NBA coverage on ESPN every day?!? (yelp)

Wow, 2016 is just a bad year for people named O.J.

What a time this is for Cleveland. LeBron and the Cavs just won their first NBA Title, the Lake Erie Monsters won the AHL Championship and now the Cleveland Indians are on a record setting pace with a chance to snap an almost 70 year championship drought. Now only if Cleveland had a professional football team.

Trending..... Vice Presidential Nominee Skip Bayless.

Not for nothing, if JPP became the first black James Bond, the title Eightfinger would be a natural fit.

There’s one thing I will miss about Nancy Grace. I always pictured that this is what Honey Boo Boo would look like as a grown up. A fat hot mess who yells at everyone and everything.

Sad to see a great coach go, my condolences. Wait? Buddy Ryan died too?!?

It looks like Buddy Ryan just got Farrah Fawcett’ed

Pat Summitt led Peyton Manning to two Super Bowls. -Adam Schefter

Hey Justin, look on the bright side here’s a list of players with a lot worse fifths.