In the seventh inning?!? That’s quite the stretch.

The Cardinal Fan Strikes Back!

I get that its a natural reaction and all part of being a man. But a stadium is a terrible place to masterbate.

Could be worse with Zach Parise, Ryan Getzlaf, and Brent Burns available, the Islanders selected Robert Nilsson in 2003.

I bet Matt Hunwick is just hoping to be traded from the Leafs.

Forgetting who Frederic Weis is and selecting Ron Artest.

The kid should look on the bright side. He gets to start summer vacation early.

A R-Rated show by a person who can’t pronounce his R’s

(much better headline)

This match was so bloody that the US made the UK give back the Falklands

(is shocked)

In fairness, they did end up being the Clippers.

It is actually quite fun to rile up Boston sports fans. All I have to is say “Deflate” and the entertainment that follows is priceless.

“I’m just awful” - on his own program right now.

After this little play, lets just say the Yankees got hot (games played in Arizona not included)

I was very surprised to hear about this. You would think Pat Haden would be the last person to combover the details.

The 2017 Toronto Maple Leafs! Duck and Cover!

I did not see this cumin!

I hope LeBron faxed that one in. As a Knicks Fan....Fuck Pat Riley.

After raising his championship melt, Mozgov uses it to nail three English Soccer fans.