Convicts over Catholics?

Bill Simmons reminds me of the type of person that the adults say is “cool” but all the kids know he really is a “douche”

I think we should be more sensitive to LeBron’s feelings. Because we all know this is not going 6 games. I feel the best thing to do is give LeBron his participation trophy before tipoff.

Finally, a Jeff Van Gundy story I can hug someone’s leg to.

If given a choice, I’ll watch WWE over the NBA Playoffs, at least the WWE admits that its scripted.

“Travis?!? Are you too embarassed to use your real name?” - Ron Mexico

I did a small sample of Best-of-Seven Series in the NHL & NBA Playoffs since 2011. There have been 41 series that ended 4 games to 1

I thumped Ventura before thumping Ventura was cool. -Nolan Ryan

Jim Tonsula must be the emcee!

About this boned Barry?

I don’t think Americans have the attention span for a second fancy dog.

Nike’s lawyers claim that the company will suffer “irreparable harm” if Berian is allowed to continue running in non-swooshed gear.

I understand how some people celebrate patriotism, fireworks, and bbq. However, someone should tell the fan that Independence Day is ‘July 4'

2016 has been the Year of the Dead Singer. Today the sports equivalent of the Greatest Rock Star Passes.

No punchline, I’m going to find When We Were Kings somewhere.

(not pictured) Dellavedona kicked his dog in the nuts afterwards.

If Smirnoff had a panther as a logo and decided to have a hockey team, it would look like these unis.

The Judge was asked why he gave Felts a lenient sentence. The Judge replied “At least it was Yeungling, a decent local beer. If he gave those kids Rolling Rock, I would’ve given him 5-to-15.

(not pictured) a pro championship in San Diego since 1963.

Andre Iguodala was going to use the ‘fire and brimstone’ method but laughed when Draymond Green gave Dellavedova a 5.9 on technique.