Good thing, I’m not an engineering student at UCLA.

FIFA believes at least some of the payments are illegal under Swiss law, and has said it will provide evidence to the Office of the Swiss Attorney General and the U.S Department of Justice, who are already conducting significant investigations into FIFA.

How low is Ken Starr feeling these days? So low that a three year old boy fell down in front of him.

The reports says Infantino is on the cusp of a preliminary 90-day suspension from the Audit Committee

Judge: Mr. Snuka can you tell the jury when you first experienced the headaches that caused your dementia?

I don’t know much about Rugby I believe the matches last more than 30 seconds.

This must have been invented in one of those 33 cities that have too much lead in the water. Inventions made with 100 percent brain damage.

Leave out the 1, be more realistic like this guy. However, I wouldn’t copy the masterbating cub though.

That’s a rough take, however, I remember back in 1991, San Jose Shark jerseys were considered Haute Couture.

Ron Fowler realizes that he has a lot of catching up to do, it will take a lot of hard work, effort, and gamesmanship. But, he has a long way to go before matching Dean Spanos as San Diego’s biggest sports douchebag.

I believe Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich did something similar with the Yankees back in the 70s

Really? The Kings never beat anyone at home!

Good thing he doesn’t live in Colombia!

So that’s why Hisashi Iwakuma ran so far away.

I didn’t realize how bad Marv Albert was last night. Now I know what a sign of backbiting withdrawl is.

I’m sure the gator was looking for some Florida Man snacks.

That is a lot of weight to lose.

Hey Dude, Bart Simpson has a nice “eat my shorts” bet for you.

Leave it, it blends well with the rest of the state.