Maybe their fanbase will be more educated this year.

Because the SEC is more known for handling young criminals.

Perhaps the Binghamton One-Potters would work too.

As someone who lives near Binghamton, I already suggested ‘Junkies’, ‘Meth Heads’ and ‘Dead Senators’ but Noooooo.... the Mets didn’t take my suggestions!

It would also help if the Blues do better than 0 for 6 on the power play.

16 Games! Oh? (groans) - Roger Goodell

that image...Batista will never live this down.

Serena Williams showing a real life portrayal of how shitty mens tennis is.

Skiles must have gotten word that the Magic plan to sign Dwight Howard.

If I were a Timberwolves fan, I’d shoot myself, they had two picks before Golden State and picked Ricky Rubio and Jonny Flynn.

Best Regular Season record, bounced in the second round is the official motto of the Washington Capitals.

Eric Barron, a geologist whose previous position was as Florida State president

Finally a dong that has nothing to do with an Arizona High School Yearbook.

New York is really warming up to the idea of having Ortiz benched.

Maybe Connor can change his last name to separate himself from his controlling dad, maybe to Marinovich?

As a Yankee fan, I hope they give him an unlimited supply of rice and beans.

Fixed.

Johnny Mugshot!