Good to see they let Bob Uecker out on the field every now and then.

Ryback reminds me of Scott Norton. We don’t go to see him but occasionally puts on a decent show and is powerful. Like Norton, he is better off in Japan.

A-Rod finally got to feel some big wood between his legs for the first time in years.

The reporter sulked when he lost his job. He then bought a case of beer on sale for $19.99

Sitting at a bar in Columbus before going to a Beiber concert? I hope the tombstone engraver is getting overtime.

So this is not Zsa Zsa’s obituary?

It’s ok, not a big deal. The Twins agree and won’t send him to the Toledo Mud Hens.

The real question is coach Bruce Boudreau, who has won four Pacific Division titles in his four seasons with the Ducks, and took them increasingly deeper into the playoffs—until this year. Boudreau is 181-81-32 in Anaheim, a fantastic number. He’s also 1-7 in Game 7s in his career. If there’s anything to exorcise, it…

If he were a real Patriots fan, he would have cheated on the breathalyzer.

I miss campaign buttons like this.

It has been 23 years since the Islanders advanced in the playoffs. When they do it always involves OT heroics. Welcome to the club, Johnny Fucking Taveras!

I’ll be looking forward to the game in which the Knicks crushed the Bulls by 32.

“I did it once, but my life took a slight downturn since.” -Steve Bartman

I, for one, welcome our new Seagull Overlords.

Keep America’s Feet Great Again?

Hickey sucks the life out of Luongo.

What an idiot, you’re not going to find the 1980s Jet kick returner at a baseball stadium!

pictured: anti-hero who wears 13.

Anti-Doping Agency run by dopes.

We really need to put things in a better perspective. Think about it, how many cows had to die to make that one belt?