676 forever.

RIP 6-76ers

Canada really flopped after Rob Ford died.

It used to be that Canada’s greatest exports were lumber, maple syrup, and hockey players. Now with Rob Ford’s passing, Canada looks up to Ricky, Julian and Bubbles to get them through their troubled times.

I don’t watch women’s sports but if someone could create a crossover of USWNT and the Portland Jail Blazers...I’d tune in.

More importantly, Fuck Rudy, Fuck Notre Dame.

Honorable Mention

It is a minor inconvenience to sweep up all those rats from the ice. It is degrading, offensive, and just wrong. However, they should cheer up, the Panthers make the playoffs once every 20 years.

Does this also mean that Gizmodo and Lifehacker will switch? Kotaku and io9? Hulk Hogan runs Gawker?

That’s a very dangerous dunk and someone could’ve gotten hurt. On the other hand, the competition was short-stacked.

Today: Pablo Sandoval is replaced by Travis Shaw

I’m not shocked that this came up. After all, Hope Solo still has all those legal fees to pay.

I loved this Yao Ming commercial.

“Before Dirk Nowitzki, I used to the be the most famous German player in the NBA, now nobody cares.” - James Kiki Vandeweghe

Not even a single vote for “The New Browns”

Pills? This guy will just take a few lines and a bottle of Jack.

Damaged Goods is one of my Go4 songs.

It is perfectly fine unless you forget to use the crock for a week. Then you are just lazy.

“Make sure you don’t draw Denver in the first round.” -1994, Seattle Supersonics.

I’m glad to see that Steve Bartman was finally able to find work, good for him.