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Chop Blocking is now illegal. However, they will now have to work with mangoes, tomato paste, liver and a cherry lollipop or else they will face the Chopping Block.

LeBron James decided there have not enough people talking about LeBron James so he decided to create a story so that the media will talk LeBron James all the time because he will continue to troll Cleveland n LeBron James will revel in the attention because after thirteen seasons LeBron James still thinks of himself

Reporter: Chris Sale, if there are no more children allowed in the clubhouse, where will you request a trade to?

Yale is just using this as a diversion to make sure everyone forgot about Tyler Carlisle.

A clear win for the powerful Sunflower Seed Lobby.

Nice film but unrealistic. I wouldn’t want to too real. A more realistic film would last forty minutes but have only two minutes or real action.

It seems obvious that Rogers quickly had very thin skin on this matter. I understand trying to protect the image of his father. But give it some time. Besides, isn’t there a Statue of Limitations on this matter?

In fairness this Commodore has never been the same since Lionel Richie went solo.

What an ass move.

This must be another case of a ‘mid-life crisis. He probably remembers his fondness to his teenage years when the Oilers actually had a good team.

Cleveland Sports: The Anus of America

“I don’t see color!”

He is one of the biggest crybabies in the NHL, but he gets a pass because he plays in New York, is handsome and is one of the few names Ranger fans can remember. It is moments like these that make Sean Avery look like a regular human being.

To think she might’ve been quite the MILF the last time the Flyers won the Stanley Cup.....then again this is my fifth beer.

Will Hong Kong street food make me hungry an hour later?

Considering Minnesota is 2-14 in Big Ten play, you would think they would applaud anybody on that team for scoring.

This is certainly a new direction when it comes to talking smack about Chip Kelly. Even the white players are taking shots at him.

The way they say ‘Von’ in German sounds so much cooler.

Not everyone was bad with their answers. Chris Christie ranked his ten favorite stadium condiments.