“amateur” -Scott Norwood

This is why you don’t suck two down your throat. Too busy thinking about LeBron when discussing Greg.

One thing we found out today, is that there are three writers who deserve to have their BBWAA credentials revoked.

That’s six less hamburgers off the concession stands.

Johnny Football needs more time before he can be a starting quarterback. I feel in a few years he’ll be the starting quarterback for the ‘27 Club’

Being an asshat the Cardinal Way goes for Bowl Season too.

Although Pepsi is a sponsor, Michael Irvin insisted on bringing all the Coke and everyone smiled.

This is a total reversal, usually pieces of crap come from China, not to China.

it learned that Robert Stern, a professor of neurology and neurosurgery at Boston University, would be the project’s lead researcher. The league, sources said, raised concerns about Stern’s objectivity

Don’t worry Steve, Colombians are very forgiving people. Just ask Andres Escobar.

San Diego is losing the Chargers but gaining Matt Bush. Something tells me the karma gods don’t like beautiful weather and beaches.

My cousins told me the Smurfs were “green”, they wore green smurf onesies. I found out they were bought at super discount store for a dollar and my uncle would change the tint of the tv so that the smurfs were actually green.

Cubs fan in rat form.

Clinton Portis should take some notes from somebody more responsible, you know that “affluenza teen”.

Rex sounded very apologetic during the post-game conference. Then again, he is the only coach I know that enjoys putting his foot in his mouth.

Lineman wanted sucked sack gets sacked by coach now can’t sack quarterback.

Chris Davis is a Homerun/RBI powerhouse for the moment. I bet if the Orioles sign-him, it will be a mistake. There will be injuries and questions about steroid use. If he signed, where would the money go to sign other free agents? Let’s just face when this fails he no longer be called “Crash”. He will be called “Brady…

Brilliant, corporate media will never talk about the economic divide. You can just tell that once Barkley started bashing his own company, they had to bring the comic relief in to make the viewers forget that he was bashing.

The guys at the office refer to me as the Jared of Chipotle.

Makes sense, if you put a rooster on your jersey...someone’s cock is bound to get him in trouble.