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“we’re waiting for new nets”

What happens when Job #1 and Job #2 have holiday parties on the same night?

Then came a report from ESPN’s Brian Windhorst, which backed up Zillgitt’s reporting and put a lot more weight behind the idea that Hinkie has much less power today than he did yesterday

Everything about that game was incredibly boring until the last two minutes. If shit like this keeps happening, the NBA is going to sue for copyright infringement.

If you have holes that you know mice travel through, stuff them with steel wool, those fuckers hate that shit.

Bill confused the media with his schedule and injury report by stating “We’re on to Mass General”

Imagine that....two Jets.

Trump followed that up by saying he wanted to make America as great as those UCLA Basketball teams from the 1960s, he just couldn’t remember what happened to that Alcindor kid.

It’s becoming a new Dolphin tradition to fire a coach after each loss to the Jets.

You’re thinking of Cooperstown, and that only works for baseball.

Reggie Jackson to KC Heckler “Suck My Dick, Bitch-Ass Nigga”

Dear NFL owners don’t be like Bud Adams. Who only went to Nashville because Houston wouldn’t pay for a new stadium.

This is a very tough call on something that should have been discussed in the owners meetings in the off-season. I realize no one system will be perfect. However, I’m very sure the owners will wise up and vote on a strict protocol on referees working with concussions.

Turkey shoots down Russian jet.

Former VP of officiating Mike Pereira explained that while the hoodie was fine, Jones ran the risk of being tackled by it—which would have been just as legal

To think his first Wrestlemania was against Superfly Snuka, damn I’m old.

But is his ACL an elite tear?

+1 blanket

Another Tom Brady article? Ugg!