+5 to 15

Good to see “Weird Al” play to his inner Jim Mora.

This is literally a segment called on “How to Date a Bitch”

I’m all for shutting up Joe Buck, but there has to be a better way.

Joe Flacco found out like everyone else that the headset is not elite.

I’m glad I passed on the Seasoned Jim Crow.

In the end, Torii Hunter was a great in Centerfield. However he was very complex. He had a history of hating Pitchers and Catchers who played on the same team.

I thought articles about injured bears were on Fridays?

Violent Criminals with life sentences need heroes too.

I usually equate religion with booze. Using this logic a guy moves to become a bartender to pour booze to a bunch of drunks that will only pay him in used beer bottles.

“No big deal I’ve been caught in weirder situation with women half her age” - Jerry Jones

Am I the only one thinking that a ‘Robin’ costume would better suit Russell Wilson?

If Deadspin streamed a 3 hour video of Bills fans destroying themselves, it would get 10 million viewers.

Imagine someone who kicked cancer will soon to be fired by a cancerous GM and a drug using owner. So, this is what chemotherapy feels like without experiencing it.

Performing Enhancement Poutine?

32. makes sense for the Patriots, most of them haven’t been around since 2001.

It should be noted that Daniel Murphy is what the scouts call a five-point star.

The Mets are too cheap to even give him a 6 year/$66 million contract.

A Mets vs Cubs NLCS reminds me of two nerds fighting for the cheerleader. One wins the date, only to be dumped for the Quarterback the next day.

I need to look at my cell phone to remind myself that this isn’t the mid-1980s.