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Goodell will suspend the clock operator for four games.

“Hey Chase, thanks for taking me off the hook.” - John Rocker

Steve Sarkisian....shitcanned.

Which is code for, “It’s in Utah, the signs are going to be lame.”

This is coming from a team whose banner raising ceremony only lasted 6-7 months in 1994.

He realized that Ashley Madison was not the site he was looking for.

The Gang Steals Your Trash

At rehab with CC Sabathia?

The student body usually will comply, however they will ask if there will be a Minstrel Show at Halftime

Add some more Miko Grimes stories and this team will want to make you break out the popcorn.

I think I just heard the sound of Phil Mushnick cumming.

This just in: Matt Williams and Joe Philbin meet each other at unemployment line.

Orsillo must be glad that to have a new broadcaster whose kid is not a murderer.

Jets fans reaction to the Bills lack of discipline.

“ESPN master control’s screwup—which was nothing more than a screwup in Bristol”

“I went to the fights

I sense a pattern
1. Shocked at the tragedy
2. Mourn the victims
3. Capture/Punish The Criminal
4. Fight Among Ourselves how to solve the problem
5. Do Nothing
6. Watch Sorority Girls Take Selfies Eating Extra Long Hot Dogs at a Baseball Game.

You’re just doing this to troll the Yankee-haters, admit it.

Anything that plummets Nike’s stocks I’m all for.