• Kiffin was resigning
  

“Freeman didn’t have anything to say regarding the “fuck you,” but the first baseman ended up with the last word by clobbering a three-run home run in the ninth to seal Atlanta’s 6-3 victory.”

The Rockies were cocky and bought it in 2007, thinking they were going to win the World Series, there’s been no other reason to drink it since, so might as well give it away.

“Little League Baseball is a good thing because it keeps parents off the streets.” -Yogi Berra, RIP

Usually it’s things of beauty that catch Jerry Jones off-guard.

I don’t know about Pagano’s future with the Colts but Grigson announced that Pagano is now on Stage 4.

It must be hard raiding English villages for booty these days.

The term Ugly American will be thrown around a lot here.

Nice to see someone named Carroll not act like an idiot on the field.

God is in favor of discount doublechecks.

So out of that Dallas offense from last year, DeMarco Murray is the winner. His rushing total today is -9 yards.

I don’t know why this is relevant. Baseball in Atlanta went to the dogs a long time ago.

The kid is only learning now how to put roofies in sippy cups.

I will now welcome Christmas commercials over Draft Kings commercials!

So if I visit Sacramento, will I see teachers being replaced by blue-vested Walmart greeters?

That’s bullshit, Brady is just sucking up because he wants to be Secretary of Deflated Balls.

The sadder fact is someone was actually thumbing through the Jaguars Media Guide.

“Republicans buy sneakers too.” - Michael Jordan, non-sneaker politician.

He just needs a blanket to make his problems go away.