He was saving that place for his daughter....oops

Peter King needed to get the last of Goodell's semen from out of his lips.

"Like a brother from another mother" - James Harden

"DAMN!" - Ron Simmons

"I tried that defense, that didn't work." -Mike Tyson

I see an opportunity to visit San Jose. Y'know to Jump the Sharks.

That's what The Beanpot is all about.

...and that's why The Real Housewives of New Jersey won't have a bracket pool this year.

1. Belmont - the state has hosts The Belmont Stakes

Didn't the '91 UNLV team enter the tournament undefeated?

Whew, luckily for me my parents died before I became an adult.

"We're going to give Willingham more than $300,000 and make the problem go away"

"You can't switch sports, get your horny ass back here!" - U.Meyer

What a real immature young man. Teenage boys will often brag they will score more than they do.

Reporter: Why are you leaving San Fran?

Roger Goodell needs to stop acting like a Cnut

Chip Kelly should sign two more kickers so the roster would spell out KKK

Seeing that there are birds chirping, daylight at 7pm, while its 15 degrees with snow all over the place is a total mindfuck.

I wouldn't say the 49ers are going on the cheap side. When the NBA regular season ends they plan on buying a tank from Philadelphia.

Vicious and telling, if it happened. Oh, we know Bradley was shot in the face all right, and found in an alley behind a John Deere store