"Amateurs" -J.Cantore

In the event Stanton gets hit in the face, will it be known as hitting his G-Spot?

Jones is absolutely delusional if he thinks he going to get away with this. Imagine that thinking he was a football player for Florida State!

Apparently this video might ruin his career in the NFL or start a new career at ESPN.

"No thanks, we have standards."

In the end......you may now flip

When the Belgians got their independence from the Netherlands...they took their good beer with them.

How Celtic fans are reacting.

Cheer up Chicago....baseball is coming soon

Something white wanting to secede from South Carolina isn't news.

"Here's my brown and orange suggestion." - Johnny Manziel

I want A-Rod, to have a low key season helping out the Yankees every now and then. Then I want a newspaper strike that affects all of New York City. When that happens, I want A-Rod to be caught with a naked Rob Ford while smoking crack.

Time to make The Decision Junior...Regular or Chocolate Milk.

They should have slipped him a Mickey.

That's not that impressive. I got 200 on my SAT's just for writing my name.

"This fool has had a huge ego ever since he heard there was a candy bar named after him."

Kansas: Where they don't believe in evolution or basketball revolutions.

You're right he needs to apologize. He broke the law, says a lot of stupid things, and acts like an entitled asshole. Why hasn't ESPN fired Curt Schilling?!?