His gold medal will certainly be changed. It is now a gold medal for East Germany.

Being 17-0, is quite the accomplishment. But now they'll douche it up and pop champagne anytime someone else loses.

Staged Praise...check

In exchange for turning his tattoos from green to blue. The City of Buffalo announced that instead of 'feet of snow' snow will be measured in 'rex of snow'

I never realized how far down Molly Shannon's career has gone.

Did someone tell them what Pete Carroll looks like? I swear they brought out Eric Mangini!

Didn't Pitino's '15 seconds of fame' end years ago?

The outtakes were to prevent the audience from wondering if The Masterbating Bear and the Pimpbot 5000 were returning to the show.

Gronk in dogform.

In a Facebook post, Poor Bear said "They were getting drunk and around the third quarter they were talking crap to our kids and throwing down beer on some of them, including our staff and students … telling our students to go back to the rez."

When the coverage of the Super Bowl is 15 times longer than the actual Super Bowl then the media is just looking for anything to keep itself relevant.

I can't wait to visit "Concussion Junction....What's my Function?"

Wow! That was surprising! Imagine, fans at a Florida Panthers game.

It looked like Mayweather did most of the talking

Will this be called Alarmgate or will Deadspin refer to this as Alarmghazi?

This is really serious news and quite shocking. Who made Jagr a Count?

Back then, balls would be deflated over the swimsuit issue.

This post comes ten minutes too late. Making it officially un-German.

I would only take this seriously if they took out the Viking logos as sign of brotherhood to the long suffering Scandinavians.

They couldn't find anybody to draw The Bahamas correctly?