No wonder. He had to have a whole other show on another network to catch all those fugitives.

Sean Hannity is always talking about himself.

"Bill Belichick always made accidental ball jokes!" - Belichick's ex-wife

It's only not funny if you're a Patriot Fan. Most of them that I know really don't care. You just might have a stick shoved up your ass.

Bill Belichick stares into the camera and grumbles "Nice Camera! I have 50 of them at work."

"I said send'em to hell not hail!?!" -God

Have you ever spent a day in Seattle? It would be unfair to call them 'Fair-Weather' Fans.

So that's what happened to Brainy Smurf