It’s really tough to figure out why NHL hockey failed there twice.

Well, there will be so many fewer people to share the wealth, what with no health care and 80 hour work weeks for the peasants, as well as all the super storms and temperature fluctuations and the resulting lack of food given the destruction of crops due to weather changes and new plant diseases brought on by genetic…

I would have asked her about PEDs, but hey, nobody wants to have that conversation.

He should have told her to go fuck herself.

These redneck reporters need to understand they are not to speak unless they are spoken to by Queen Serena.

Serena Williams, fresh off her 6-3, 6-4 win over Lucie Safarova in the second round of the Australian Open, was in no mood to dwell on the negatives. So when a reporter asked about her 23 unforced errors, she was sure to extract an apology:

What kind of dick asks soneone with a bunch of errors about having a bad match, as evidenced by the errors? WHAT IS THIS, NAZI GERMANY!?

You wanna be reeeeeeaaal careful criticizing an African American woman around here.

I can’t figure out why, with such likable characters, no one cares about tennis.

This is a weird way to recognize the 15th year anniversary of The Tuck Rule.

three franchises moving to two completely disinterested cities in the span of two years is exactly what a dying sport needs

“Seems he’s a football player...”

Pictured: Suspected getaway vehicle.

He’s got all that sweet sweet armed robbery monies to pay his way out

To think, had he stayed at Baylor this never would of happened as crime is impossible there.

(spring practice)

This motherfucker is a goddamn Captain Planet villain!

Say g’bye to the Grand Canyon:

... but both parties are equally bad and corrupt. Right?

What we apparently need is these assholes to find out how much benefit they gain from these programs. And the lack of them is apparently the only way. For what will be an extremely meager (if anything) tax decrease for average people will result in massive drops of things they use every day but forget about when…