Did you make that story up on your own or was it some bullshit off reddit?

Let’s face it. Serena’s a bitch. Everyone likes Venus better.

He’s smug as fuck.

What movie is that?

STICK TO HOCKEY BRO!

Least worst pick so far. So that’s something.

Criticizes everybody. Only responds to affirmations of his/her POV.

+1 No cigarettes?

FREE SPEECH!

JUST BECAUSE A MAN HAS STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT SOME POLITICAL HARPY THAT ENDANGERED OUR NATIONAL SECURITY DOESN’T MEAN THAT HE SHOULDN’T BE REWARDED FOR HIS COURAGEOUS BASEBALL CAREER!!!

Oh man, I miss cocaine. I had to lay off but ooweee that was the good stuff!

I’m not religious, but on the rare occasion where politics and religion are brought up, I like to interject that the environment should play into both of those systems. Ya know, what with God giving us Eden and Jesus promising a “Heaven on Earth.” But I guess that couldn’t possibly what the scripture is referring…

They were hungover. Or on drugs.

I tell ‘em straight to their face.

I’ve got a chain Tex-Mex restaurant cranking out home-made blue-corn tortillas. They have nearly that same softness that you’re looking for, and a bit more flavor than one would expect.

People still said those things. Super-secret, muslim, kenyan, socialist, terrorist, devil, monkey, illegitmate, isis, like are you fucking dumb or what?

The picture without the dude in camo shorts in the background is the obvious winner.

She apparently has a drivers license.