Did you make that story up on your own or was it some bullshit off reddit?

Let’s face it. Serena’s a bitch. Everyone likes Venus better.

He’s smug as fuck.

Criticizes everybody. Only responds to affirmations of his/her POV.

+1 No cigarettes?

FREE SPEECH!

JUST BECAUSE A MAN HAS STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT SOME POLITICAL HARPY THAT ENDANGERED OUR NATIONAL SECURITY DOESN’T MEAN THAT HE SHOULDN’T BE REWARDED FOR HIS COURAGEOUS BASEBALL CAREER!!!

Oh man, I miss cocaine. I had to lay off but ooweee that was the good stuff!

I’m not religious, but on the rare occasion where politics and religion are brought up, I like to interject that the environment should play into both of those systems. Ya know, what with God giving us Eden and Jesus promising a “Heaven on Earth.” But I guess that couldn’t possibly what the scripture is referring…

They were hungover. Or on drugs.

I tell ‘em straight to their face.

I’ve got a chain Tex-Mex restaurant cranking out home-made blue-corn tortillas. They have nearly that same softness that you’re looking for, and a bit more flavor than one would expect.

People still said those things. Super-secret, muslim, kenyan, socialist, terrorist, devil, monkey, illegitmate, isis, like are you fucking dumb or what?

The picture without the dude in camo shorts in the background is the obvious winner.

She apparently has a drivers license.

That loss is not at all on Dak’s lack of execution.

Deadspin: *slurp slurp slurp*

Seattle did get three sacks so I guess I see your point.