It’s kind of a dumb fucking reason. But, then again, a lot of things in Metal Gear are ridiculously convoluted and make no sense on the surface. So, in Kojima’s mind, it makes sense for the fucked up world that is Metal Gear, and the hope (I guess?) he had was that people would see this story and this character and…

Third-worst poetry in the Galaxy, right? Or was it second-worst? I can never remember.

Good lord that’s an incredible smile on that first photo.

The actual reason she’s dressed like that is…bizarrely plausible considering the context of the plot of the game. I was just as pissed as the next guy when I saw how ridiculous her outfit was at first, but after finding out why I was like “Okay, that makes sense…I mean, it’s dumb but no longer highly offended at what…

Played high school football for four years. When I graduate college in the spring…I think I’m gonna fade away from this joyless, thankless sport.

Bigotry. Bigotry is how you equivocate “We don’t like getting killed all the time because we look different” to “This is a hate group’s mindset!”

Really? I coulda sworn he loved her SHIMMER.

God I love this team.

Wow, seriously?

OH WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!!!

“This right here…this is Kundalini. And Kundalini would like his hand back.”

This is the world we have created, y’know. We only have ourselves to blame for letting trolls, morons and doofuses make a mockery out of the system to create a situation where a leading presidential candidate in 20 fucking 15 is getting soft endorsements from hate groups and the other members of his “party” aren’t…

WHAT THE FUCK?

Hey, bride and father of the bride!

That’s also possible. And now I feel sad, as I wonder how many extremely talented VAs out there have to work themselves half to death to get a fraction of the money that I think they deserve.

Which begs the question, what do regular voice actors make? Nolan North is like in every game EVER, (not a bad thing, I suppose) and I have to imagine he commands a healthy salary.

It boggles my mind how swiftly Curt Schilling has gone from “gritty star pitcher” to “insufferable asshole” over the past few years.

I’m betting this lady was annoyed by Mad Max: Fury Road, too.

Wow. He literally did not answer the question. At all.

Richard Sherman never shuts up. This is why he is one of my favorite players.