“As someone who, while personally uncomfortable with abortion, is a fervent believer in a woman’s right to choose…”

As someone who, while personally uncomfortable with abortion, is a fervent believer in a woman’s right to choose, I was under the impression that abortions already required painkillers or some degree of anesthesia. Is this just creating a totally redundant law designed to make women extra guilty or something?

Desperation causes us to do some really stupid things.

Am from Michigan, on the other side of the state. I am so beyond angry about this that every time I think about it, I’m like a whirling dervish of anger, just careening about.

I am always entertained by your ability to make a coherent wrestling-related connection to news stories. I am envious of that talent.

Yeah Moolah is definitely a legend in American professional wrestling history, but she was also a despicable person.

Ok, I was terrified that you were gonna bring up the old Pat Patterson allegations and accusations. This story is way funnier if only for the fact that Kurt Angle in his prime was hilarious.

I think that, whenever a writer or a director comes up with a “cool” idea for a weapon to be used in a movie, they must first try to use it themselves in order to determine its feasibility.

Mark Ruffalo seems to be a really self-aware individual, and I love him for that.

I find it utterly hilarious that one of the emojis on the site is WWE Superstar Goldust. I know that Amber is a fan of (or at least receptive to) professional wrestling, but I still find it hilarious.

When Cactus Jack and Terry Funk realize something is out of hand…something is out of hand.

Gotta love the PA announcement AFTER there are already a gazilion chairs in the ring.

That put the biggest smile on my face.

That’s a fair point. I know that she’s essentially piggy-backing on the initial reporting of Alex Dunlap.

Do you think the NCAA/NFL/athletic superstructures ever get tired with the steady stream of stellar reporting Diana throws at them? “Oh Jesus, what did she find out this time?”

My friends and I enjoy sending each other these articles so that we can laugh at how terrible Hawk is at this whole “announcing” thing.

You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

I AM SO EXCITED.

The only reason that I have tried to smoke any cigars is because I wanted to see what it felt like to be Big Boss.

“And I thought Shinsuke Nakamura’s entrance at Wrestle Kingdom 9 was the strangest thing I’ve ever called.”