Dude, I am so glad that Daniel Cormier choked his ass out.

Jesus God Almighty Patricia, I was only just able to get over the fact about how excited I am for this game.

Funny. I would think that making sub tweets about the parenting skills of the mother of your child by referencing the child would be, in and of itself, using a child as leverage.

Aw, sunavabitch.

Fuck the Confederate Flag.

It…looks like Just Cause 3?

I’m gonna guess that this Center for Medical Progress is as certified as Rand Paul is to be a doctor.

“You’re pretty good, comrade.”

This mission on Ground Zeroes never gets old.

I’ve always been partial to the white flag.

Fair enough. I just don’t think that Cutler’s prickly personality helps things at all.

Co-signed. And don’t even get me started on the fact that we keep dumping great players and coaches (offensive coordinators, at least), yet we keep that quarterback of ours.

You had me at “Mark Waid.”

You know, I was wondering why there were a whole bunch of rainbow-colored flags and “PEACE” signs stuck across the front lawn of the Episcopalian church in my home town…

Hey, man, go easy on Rocky Balboa. It gave us that great “the world isn’t sunshine and rainbows” speech, as well as Duke’s “What we’re gonna rely on is good ol’ fashioned blunt. force. trauma” hype-up speech, the “You are one crazy old man”-“You’ll get there” exchange, and the fact that Rocky Balboa can work on so…

If she can play, sign her up. I want to see good baseball, and exciting baseball.

I’m still convinced that the really, really, really underwhelming Metroid: Other M scared Nintendo from even discussing another Samus game for a couple of years, even though we’d all buy it in a heartbeat.

Your effort in telling this doofus to shut up was truly inhuman. Cheers, man.

Yeah, no, I don't dispute that, man.

I hate 9/11 truthers. I hate them so, so, so much. I just don’t understand the paralyzed fear over the fact that a coordinated terrorist attack managed to slip past our (repeated) warning signals is so alien to these people that their alternative is the government of America put together what would be history’s…