Okay, that’s pretty funny.

P!nk is amazing. That dad is embarrassing. I hope I’m not such an asshole when I’m a parent.

Hey, Frank? The world went and changed in the time between The Dark Knight Returns and now. Now? We aren’t afraid to call bullshit on stories that we think are pretentious. Or overtly macho. Or completely lacking in nuance.

As a religious dude myself, I always sort of figured that the “made in God’s image” clause was more about our souls rather than our physical bodies. I’m not entirely sure. Oh well. I’ll just live the best life I can, be nice to others, and then if I ever get to meet Him I’ll ask for clarification.

Joke’s on you, pal. She is attractive.

Please, for the love of God, do not trade up to draft him, Chicago.

Perhaps one of the few (if only) times where one might be happy to see the phrase “with prejudice” tossed around. Unless of course it’s “terminate with extreme prejudice,” in which case you’d better turn off Apocalypse Now…uh, now.

I didn’t realize just how fatty his face is. Like, has this guy ever exercised in his life? It might have helped him purge some of his negative feelings that he clearly lets bleed into his policy-making decisions.

This is also true. So incredibly true.

“We plan to show America who these authors are, because discussion of health topics should be free of intimidation.”

Same.

Or a celebration in Dallas. Can’t forget that.

Good lord. That’s incredible.

There will be a time where Gregg Popovich will retire, and that will be a time for great mourning.

At the way this is going, we might as well invite Stone Cold Steve Austin to sing the seventh inning stretch.

MAKE IT SO.

Oh God if they have a moment where she utilizes some greco-roman style wrestling and straight up suplexes Clark through a wall or something, I will love this movie forever.

I know it’s just…Wonder Woman was my favorite character from Justice League and Justice League Unlimited. I am getting slightly impatient, my dear friend.

Soooo…no Wonder Woman, huh?

See, I really really don’t like Manny Pacquiao. But goddammit do I despise Floyd Mayweather and his terrible-ness.