I’m not saying that. There is always that possibility. I simply fall in the camp that does not believe he’s reformed (yet), and that the NFL and these media yokels are pushing a narrative that isn't real.

Ray Rice is being made out to be like Lennie from Of Mice and Men, just a loveably conflicted man that made a terrible mistake that he couldn’t truly comprehend.

You mean this lariat?

Guess what, Hollywood? Wonder Woman, by default, is a feminist superhero. Her entire shtick is that she can kick the shit out of any and every superhero in her path, with maaaaaaaybe Superman as the only one that can give her a real run for it.

Ohio State. Was. Untouchable. Like Eliot Ness.

Also, you can even argue that Mariota's loss to Ohio State can be explained away by the simple fact that Ohio State was a goddamned juggernaut of a team that somehow cheat-coded its way into having a third-string quarterback that played out of his fucking gourd when the moment called for it. Also, Ezekiel Elliot was…

As a white cisgender dude, I say unequivocally that Mulan was my favorite Disney princess because she kicked ass. (Also, I might have really enjoyed Mushu. I was a little kid, cut me some slack.) Also, did she get shoehorned into a relationship with Captain Shang? Nothing really outside of a humorous implication from…

Good point. I know that there are other branches and interpretations of the faith, I guess I just inadvertently view it through one scope. (Surprise, surprise, huh?)

That's a good point. But at the same time, why do we let these assholes shout so much louder than everyone else that aren't like them?

Dinesh D'Souza and his ilk make me really struggle to be a Catholic. I still believe, and my life experiences are so far different from Dinesh's life experiences he'd probably think that I don't even qualify as a Catholic considering the wildly radical opinions I have. Opinions like, I dunno, maybe women aren't inheren…

Ladies and gentlemen, The Los Angeles Lakers!

Fucking perfect.

I’ll be that dumbass Cubs fan:

This is some meta shit right here.

Meanwhile, our congressmen all fumble about and boast how they view the com-PEW-turrs as a strange and unholy combination of electricity and black magic.

Probably the smartest move for him.

I know it isn't exactly breaking ground by saying this, but I've always enjoyed this (slightly paraphrased) line:

"And best of all, there's no doubt there is a strong fatherly presence in Oregon. Unlike with that…guy from the Wizards."

It's okay, I totally didn't need to sleep tonight.

I am totally with anyone who criticizes the unnecessary needs that Lily James had to go through just to fit an unrealistic corset, etc. etc.