Wow, as if my opinion of him hadn't started to take a nosedive as I found out what a prick he was off the field.

Chris Paul can be a real asshole on the court. He's like a way more talented Bruce Bowen: He has no need to play dirty, but he does it anyway.

I loved To Kill A Mockingbird. It's a beautiful story, and has some of the best writing I've ever had the pleasure to read. But there is one thing that makes me stay away from jumping on the "ZOMG another book yaaaay!" band (which is totally an okay band to be a part of, FYI)

I do. Part of that I suppose is that we have always had an A.) Follow the spirit of Jesus' teachings while not necessarily thumping the Bible on technicalities, (As far as I know, the rest of my family really doesn't give a shit about gay marriage. Abortion? Not our business or right to decide, so we don't really take…

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Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Note how she didn't say "Islamism" or "the Jihad" or even "radical nut jobs who masquerade as religious crusaders when they are actually just rotten pieces of shit." No, she said "Islam." As in, any Muslim period is a threat to America.

I was going to be so disappointed if you didn't reference "Bitches, leave" as one of the most bitingly awesome lines in the movie. I don't have the words to describe the contempt that radiates off of Clarence Boddicker as Curtwood Smith said that line.

bingo

Ugh.

I'm with you, partner. Time to go exercise my rage away.

What the fuck?

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

"Police say they don't have enough evidence to charge. They also waited ten months to investigate."

Holy shit that is uncanny. Really, really cool. But freaking uncanny.

…I don't know what I expected.

I feel like a terrible person, but I have been needling my best friend endlessly about how this Cavs season is a colossal disappointment based on their preseason expectations.

Somewhere JBL cackles maniacally, and he isn't quite sure why.

I gotta say, I'm channelling my inner CM Punk here:

I heard that he came out to the ring reppin' the Bullet Club. Can anyone confirm?