Look, anyone that gets into the music business is gonna think they're hot shit. It takes an incredible amount of confidence and/or ego to assume "the things that I write about and sing about will reach out to and speak to people in a deep and inherent way, and they will be willing to pay for the right to hear my…

In addition to what everyone else is saying, Eminem was also self aware enough to recognize the fact that he was a white guy in what was traditionally a black style of music. Hell, the first words of "The Real Slim Shady" that he raps are "Y'all act like you never seen a white person before"…of course followed by a…

I don't understand this mindset. "I don't believe anything that I say, because it is inflammatory, factually inaccurate, hateful, and incendiary…but it pays good. Fuck it, gotta pay the bills!"

I remember when she came to my school last year. Caused a big fucking mess amongst the students, but the president of the College Republicans (surprise surprise!) refused to see any problem with inviting her and instead acted like we were the ones that were the problem.

Juuuuust read that in H. Jon Benjamin's voice. Completely made my day.

Picking a fight with the Pope.

"Mmm-muh-muh-Mrs. Claus!…Now look what ya've done you overgrown snowball: she's gonna tell mother!"

I think whoever on the Deadspin payroll that has to find the perfect screenshot of these people in their most un-photogenic moments needs a raise.

I'm Catholic and I'm still furious that our Church didn't do the right thing to stop these men from harming children. It completely destroyed my support of Pope Benedict, and I terror-watched the coverage of who the next pope would be and then breathed a sigh of relief that it was Francis.

I will come to the theater to hear Lewis Black in a Pixar film.

Oh god damn that is sharp. I got a cut just reading that one!

I'm convinced that these people have Roger Ailes screaming in their ears what exactly they are supposed to say, or else they'll be fired.

Yeah that is motherfucking uncalled for. These hackers need to be found. And shown what happens when you do reprehensible shit and can't hide behind a screen of anonymity.

That photo of Cosby bugs me. It's the hand gesture. It reminds me of my grandpa, who loves to talk and talk and talk and talk and talk about the way things need to be…except he has no real tangible experience in these facets of life, and thus has no clue what he's talking about.

Seeing some of these fake celebrity names? An invasion of privacy…but kind of funny!

Probably one of my favorite passages in the Bible. (Disclaimer: I'm Catholic)

Can't wait for Colin Cowherd to criticize Wall for kicking the Lakers while they're down. "That sort of hip hop-like disregard for another is indicative of the disrespect that this….guy shows to the game!"

Again, I feel terrible that she thinks that she's in any way, shape or form responsible for what happened. Perhaps there was a fight. Perhaps words were exchanged. Perhaps she spit on him, or shoved/slapped him, whatever.

Chikara is fucking amazing. It totally runs with the ludicrousness of pro wrestling, and decides that "if you're gonna be scripted…go whole hog."

Bang Bang! Puh-puhpuh-puh-puh-puhPOWER!