There can only be one.

This point cannot be emphasized enough.

I've seen you post this more than once, and I think it deserves to be continually reposted. It's good stuff.

We're gonna get maybe one or two people elected this year, because those old crotchety curmudgeons are going to remember who Dan Le Batard and this newfangled "Deadspin" humiliated them, and in response to that they aren't going to reform.

Also, you can't say that she is terrible. You might not like her playing style, but you cannot deny that she is really goddamn good at the violin.

Does…does June Shannon think that that makes things better?

I…I don't understand. I…what the hell did I just read? Who was the first person to come up with this idea? WHY DID NO ONE STOP HIM?

It looks like that photo is catching her in a transitory moment, with her middle finger extended but it looks like she did that in the heat of the moment and is raising her index finger (notice the knuckle) to correct herself.

That's…that's actually kinda cool.

Uh, I was under the impression that dads are supposed to be there for their daughters for love and support, to rip out the thoraxes of schmoes that insinuate that there is something wrong with their daughter…while privately discussing things with their child if they're upset about it (weight, dating, college, dating,…

What a smile. It just lights everything up, doesn't it?

Oh…oh god he does look like Harry Caray.

God this is just a powder keg of potential flame war "debate," isn't it? It even stirs within me a whole bunch of conflicting emotion that leaves me totally ambivalent: As a Catholic, I squirm at the idea of suicide. And yet I am reminded of how people can go to pieces in their final days, to the point that they are…

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

On Malala

I'm sure we'll get hot takes from the likes of Skip Bayless eventually about how J.J. Watt plays the game "the right way" and that he's a "role model of a player" or something similar.

Dolores Umbridge was the first character that I can remember that I explicitly despised, because her evilness legitimately confused me. (Keep in mind, I was a young guy when reading these books) I mean, I could buy Voldemort being evil because I was adjusted to the idea of a "classic" villain, the kind of guy who…

This is probably the summation of everything that needs to be said about Kobe. Well put.

I love how the Giants have made themselves the WWE-fan team in baseball. I'm praying that if they beat the Cards, they bring back Daniel Bryan to lead the crowd in a "YES!" chant before one of the games.

You get the feeling that every celebrity that shows up on Fallon's show does so because they're legitimately looking to have fun. The cheeriness from that guy just…rubs off on you. This is not a bad thing.