This is one of the more reasonable comments that will emerge in the discussion. It better get the recognition it deserves.

So the NFL's strategy of "Hold out and tie it all up in litigation long enough so that some of the more destitute players take the settlement because they need the cash" strategy has worked to near-perfection.

Ugh, don't remind me of Tank.

George of the Jungle: the greatest fourth-wall-breaking movie experience I've ever watched.

Wait, what the fuck? THAT'S THEIR HOUSE? Sweet Mick Foley I think that Marie Antoinette would find that excessive.

Looks like that security guard was thinking more along the lines of JBL and the Clothesline From Hell.

Where's JR in WCW when you need him? "Oh GOD, right on the CONCRETE!"

I want to make a snarky comment here, but that part of my brain is being overridden by my child-like wonder and jealousy that I can't be a part of those matches.

Allow me to be the millionth person to say that it was only a matter of time. At first I was like "Oh shit," but then something hit me.

I'm a Notre Dame student. I'll cop to us behaving quite shitty.

It's like a bell curve of stupidity, with the peak of the curve obviously being waaaaaay above everything else.

What's it like having a brother in the league at the same time as you? And do you guys give each other crap if one missed an assignment?

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