Zack Morris never disliked the poors: they and all marginalized groups were just tools for his schemes.

This sounds to me to be the work of Chief of Staff Lisa Turtle.

Isn’t the guy who does Zack Morris is Trash working on this? I’m guessing they’re going down the self-aware deconstruction path. Which is... a choice.

It’s what makes ‘The Adults in the Room’ so infuriating and spot on: this isn’t some ruthless yet intelligent capitalist trimming the fat, like a chud’s wet dream, it’s a bunch of man-children not used to being told no and assuming their out of touch sensibilities are best.

TMZ is saying at least one of his kids was on board, although I’ll wait for an official statement, rather than outright believe what TMZ says.

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Folks erased that years ago. He will go down in history as a legend and if you bring up that he was a rapist, you will be the bad guy.

If only G/O Media had a sports site to cover this.

One of the all-time basketball greats. I personally did not love his particular style of play, but you have to give him credit for doing it his way, and for being a winner.

Yeah, I doubt he planned to die in a helicopter crash today.

Che and Jost are far too pleased with themselves to make anything funny or relevant. A couple of years ago they were just terrible. Now they’re just in love with themselves laughing all the way through. Update now is the worst its ever been in 45 years. Even Jimmy Fallon at least tried to do Update with a straight…

RIP HitchBOT

I’d like to think that Spanfeller just REALLY hates Kellen Winslow.

So is it MAGA dunce cap clowns, incels or pickup truck/punisher sticker heros who have a problem with Ms Danvers? Or is it all of the above? The insecure cowardice of these fractional humans gets confusing.

It's almost certainly bullshit, but a mascot punching a kid is the most Philadelphia sports thing in the world.

The Deadspin article on this would have been amazing.

In retrospect, whatever poor teenager was in the Chuck E Cheese suit should have beaten my bitch ass 

Speaking as someone who worked at a job where I had to dress as a costumed mascot: if he did it, I get where he’s coming from.

Yeah, most mascot costumes are pretty damn padded. If the strike occurred I have a hard time imagining it requiring medical attention unless it sent the kid down a flight of stairs or something.

Shame y'all don't have a sport's site that could do this story justice.

Until it's proven otherwise, I'm gonna assume the kid was at least fash-adjacent