Who is your dad?!? Tell us more!!!

Mount Trump?

No, he was breaking the entire time he was on the show. It may have gotten worse toward the end of his tenure, but it was always bad.

Liked for the Alan Funt reference. 

Well, Hawkeye snapped out of it when he knocked his head on a pipe during his fight with Black Widow, so it stands to reason that Loki probably came out of it when Hulk smashed him.

You’re a prolific little bugger today. Did mom and dad let you stay home from school, or is it already winter break?

You are as dumb as you are alone.

Leave Hank and Dean out of this!

It turns out he was, which is something that was known well before he ran for office, you obtuse dipshit.

No one will ever love you.

You are not well, but help is out there. Please seek it.

You are a wretch, but you don’t need to be. Stop embracing the abyss and rejoin us in reality.

No one will ever love you.

No one here was cool with that, you falsely equivocating dipshit.

Upon leaving the theater, from a friend who had never read the book: “So beside Dr. Manhattan, how did everyone else get their powers?”

No one will ever love you, you wretched little shit.

MacGruber was the second thing I thought of after Ghostbusters. 

It is almost certainly a face mask, but I don’t think she’s in Asia. The photo credit says “Rich Fury (Getty Images for Coachella),” which would lead me to believe she’s in a pop-up record store at the festival and has the mask (and the big hat) because she’s spending several days outside in the hot, dusty desert.

Can I try some of your meth?

No one will ever love you.