You are a wretch. 

I like the Fall! And clearly Pavement were influenced by them, but I just think it’s a bit simplistic to say Pavement ripped them off, especially considering the evolution of Pavement’s sound as the years went on.

Who let you out of your room, grandpa?!?

They have Metalocalypse! And pretty much the entire Adult Swim catalog! I’ve personally been catching up on China, IL and re-watching Venture Bros.  

Perhaps. I appreciate what Colbert and Meyers and Oliver and Bee are doing, but I find myself really enjoying Conan’s absurdity these days.

Breathe. Everything is going to be okay.

For what it’s worth, your comment means nothing to me.

“Emotion driven moral cripple,” eh? I don’t think you’re quite there with the emotional growth, friend, but it’s never too late to improve. Good luck!

I disagree, but I’m impressed you made it through all of that without using “PC” or “snowflake.” Congrats?

You should go back and actually read some Captain America comics, as it is clear you don’t know jack shit about him.

My girlfriend and I first bonded over Radiation Vibe. I agree that this is the superior Fountains of Wayne jam.

That’s a Steinbeck quote, and I find myself using it pretty regularly these days. 

I finally caught Rouge One a few weeks ago. That CGI was jarring, wasn’t it? After seeing how well Disney had de-aged actors in the Marvel movies, I was expecting something semi-believable. Instead, Cushing looked as real as prequel-era Yoda or fucking Jar Jar.

It would have been wonderful to have seen the Lost City of Z in a theater. I’m guessing that the method by which I watched it - a tiny screen on the back of the seat in front of me on a plane - would not be recommended by the filmmakers. The movie is excellent, nonetheless.

I think I’m still gray too, and despite my name I don’t like it.

This comment needs more stars.

I’ve inexplicably never seen them live. That will change in the coming months.

The Russian roulette scene is one of my favorite bits ever.

That’s the spirit!

Easy there, friend. Let’s keep our cool. Under no circumstance should you ever smash that bottle with a hammer.