He looks more like a Kyle to me.

Ugh. I respect the game, but this one just didn’t land for me.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

Splinter should just email ICE a copy of the spreadsheet, there’s 75% chance that ICE would think Splinter returned it.

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

He also got caught having a brief affair at an Italian eatery.

Gergich? Sorry that’s a Jerry, or is it Gary? Forget it.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

Given that he’s Russian, shouldn’t he ask country?

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

“Just shows me what they got over there.”

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

Could be tough, Jeets hasn’t done anything but kill rallies since 2009

We could organize a rally to save the statue. I’ve heard there are some guys who like doing that.

The man claims he has been running track since high school, and that he was never cut.

Wow, I would’ve expected Bisciotti to be the dunkee.