As a Bruins fan, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I’m so incensed about this. 

I was troubled about how the police had gathered this evidence, so it’s a relief that if I had been ensnared in this sting, my public defender could have got me off.  There is justice in this world.

Laz is just as bad.  Hell of a throw, the guy has a cannon, but Xander was safe.

I think we, as parents, need to stop asking our kids questions that we know the answer to and that we know they are going to lie about. What does asking lil Timmy if he ate his broccoli accomplish, when we saw him jamming the florets into the napkin and bunching it up? Why is this the go to of every parent that I…

This should be one of the top comments. Seeing people write that he is on drugs is especially discouraging. Some people are just different, and they don’t need people talking shit about them.

I feel bad for Daniel but this is tremendous content. 

in fairness, a hand injury ended that guy’s career

The White Sox minute is a lot darker than I remember.

Yikes. 

“Her uncle contacted the local police and county sheriff’s offices, which launched an investigation but closed it after two months”

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

Luckily, they only had to put him on the 3-day DL.

“I agree politically with everything Hari Kondabolu says up to the point where it inconveniences me in any way.” -Matt Groening

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

To be fair, the focus of his ads is to reach his home market, and that alone is an upstream battle.

Counterpoint dude. JJ Abrams basically aped all the story beats of the original and turned in a largely mediocre movie which was only saved by the chemistry of the fresh young leads, Adam Driver as the Anakin Skywalker we deserved, and the surprisingly emotional death of Han Solo.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling. 

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).