You really think that Marchand one timer was easy?

Well, this is bound to be a fun day on Twitter for you.

Aso, tickets are usually half price. It's great for cheapskates like me.

He’s probably still the same mediocre coach.

I work with people with tic disorders. This looks familiar to me. I’m certainly not diagnosing the guy, but maybe take it easy on him. It can be frustrating and embarrassing for people with tics to be in a public space and have difficulty controlling their bodily movements.

I want to let you off the hook for this, but I can’t for two reasons. One, I’m a straight white cis guy, it’s not for me to forgive. Two, I want so badly to absolve you, but doing so would be self-serving. Truth is, I want to say “hey, you know, we all said dumb shit when we were young” because I want that absolution…

Yeah, this did not age well.

You should probably know that mixing benzodiazepines (class of drug that Xanax belongs to) and alcohol can be fatal. Please be careful, you’re better off choosing one or the other.

Hi everyone! Psychologist who specializes in OCD treatment here. If you’re wondering what to do about OCD, fear not. There are really effective treatments for it. Find yourself a therapist who specializes in Exposure with Response Prevention (ERP) and you can indeed get better. Going to the website of the…

Only problem is that so many bars have no goddamn clue how to properly pour it. At least the taproom bartenders have been trained.

Mostly for McKenna here, but anyone can chime in of course: I started playing the mandolin a short time ago and I’m getting to be juuuuust good enough at it to no longer call myself a beginner. What song should I teach myself next?

This is a small quibble of mine:

This is a small quibble of mine:

Well you can calm down. She was escaping with her cat in hand and was getting caught up in the swift waters. She wasn’t chasing after her cat.

I love the guy’s “pardon my french” before calling you a whiny bitch. It’s the “no offense”or “not to be racist, but...” of profanity for morons.

We’re not worthy of getting the joke.

Jesus. I’ve been making PFT’s dumplings for years. Who knew.

One of the main selling points of the fraternity I joined back in the day was one of the brothers saying the same thing: “We don’t haze. That makes no fucking sense to be a dick to you and then call you a brother.” So glad I was a part of that organization.

The tap in was from Sean Kuraly. Pastrnak had the sweet drive and got the 1st assist.

Fuck you eternally for finding something where I agree with Ann Coulter. I now have to take a 30 minute shower.

Here’s Ta-Nehisi Coates on white people using the n-word when singing along with the lyric. I’m not going to pretend like I can explain it better than he did.