His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

How about someone punch him in the dick?

Maybe watersports.

I hope Better Call Saul (and its stars) take every award. God that show is superb.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

The joke’s on CBS, Emma Stone won’t be any cheaper.

If only 10% of the umpires are minorities in a sport that’s 30% latino and another 10% black or asian, that’s a little out of the ordinary.

There is only one Fox Sports personality worth anything:

Jesus Christ people, gift baskets are a form of charity. Get over it.

They should’ve just listened to the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary and given the money to The Human Fund.

Jeremy Jacobs should be forced to slide down a giant razorblade into a pool of rubbing alcohol. Outside of that I have no issue with any of the rest of them getting in.

She white

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

It’s a high bar to hurdle Luke, but this might be the most embarrassing Deadspin comment I’ve ever seen.

Luke:

Because you punch up, not down.

This is truly a tragic day. I knew it would come but I wanted it to be just a little while longer. This band alone defined the way I approached music. The Allman Brothers crossed so many different genres across their multi decade career. They turned me onto funk, southern rock, blues, jazz, gospel and country. Without…