What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

He just didn’t want to finish in number 2

He’s never been IN the black either.

However, the sexual assault during the Red Wings game did not occur between periods.

Roethlisberger has thus far been unavailable for comment.

Jeb Bush: Please clap.

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

https://deathpenaltyinfo.org/some-examples-post-furman-botched-executions

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

I dunno some of the celebrating penalties certainly seem like a Black and White issue

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

Several teams have expressed interest, but the dog’s agent has made it clear his client will only play for Lindy Ruff.

The Jets actually started recruiting Hightower while he was still a member of the Patriots by leaving a couple of cupcakes on his schedule each year.

I lobbied the Georgia state legislature for ten years. Earl Ehrhart is without a doubt, the biggest shithead to hold elected office in that state. (And that’s saying something.) He generally views men as victims. His hot-temper and vindictive tendencies are not good personality traits, and they definitely don’t help…

Yankee Stadium had a nap space in the 90s. Didn’t end well.

She did it anyway.

“Pardon me?”

UMMMM EXCUSE ME BUT SURELY THE EDUCATION THEY GAIN IN THE D-LEAGUE IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE