BUT HIS PELICANS TAKES ARE TRASH. 

My biggest issue with the Edge (I’ve had two rentals) is that the distance between my eyes and the bottom of the windshield is enormous. It’s a very strange sensation to be so far from the windshield. 

I DECLARE SHENANIGANS! There is no way real people are bidding these mundane cars up so high. The Prevost is bid up to $998,000! There are 10 Dodge trucks - 9 are bid higher than blue book by the same bidder, “S****k”

Drew Brees pulled the same shit when he was called out for filming a commercial for a hate group. All he had to say was “I should’ve done a better job researching this group; all I heard was “bring your Bible to school day” and that sounded like an innocent, healthy idea. I’m not anti-LGBTQ and I think this group’s…

Pretty sure that’s an X6. 

I had a 2019 Yukon rental last week and the visibility was exponentially worse than the 2008 model I used to own. I felt like I was driving an MRAP.

Almost half the miles! 

The charging infrastructure of Tesla creates a conundrum (in the fantasy where I have $100k to drop on an EV). I drive past the Super Charger station daily in my hick town in Louisiana - there are always cars there with plates from Texas, Florida, New Mexico, etc. If I bought a Taycan and drove it on a road trip,…

Can you put the AX-15 into a 5.9 Limited? Just do that.

McLaren GT: (Full Disclosure: McLaren flew me out to Nice, France, choppered me to a nice hotel in St. Tropez, fed me, and handed me the keys to a fully gassed-up Mclaren GT. I drove through the manufacturer’s planned route to another very nice hotel by the beach in Cannes.) 

I tried to get a friend to buy a 200 series Land Cruiser recently. I explained the suspension, robustness, longevity (designed to last 25 years!) and reliability. After I got done he said “why do I need all that?” and I didn’t have an answer. He’ll be much happier in a Yukon Denali. My next car will likely be a 200…

In this regard, the best defense this country has is expansive geography. Hard to galvanize a militia that has a few members in each state. If we were were the size of England, I’d be a lot more nervous of his rhetoric. 

I have been very disappointed that this body style Range Rover - out since M/Y 2013 - hasn’t gotten affordable yet. The Cayenne, exponentially more reliable, has worse resale. 

6) Sell to private equity goons who have no idea what the product is.

The Q7 shares its platform with the VW Atlas.

My dad died in June, on Father’s Day. I am so sad for all the conversations we never got around to... but also I’m sad I don’t get to rub this impeachment in his stupid Fox-News-addicted face.

You left off the best one! The Holland & Holland Edition:

Andouille think this is the worst he’s had to ensure? Praline not.

This RS Q3 Coupe is a baby Urus. Even the seat pattern is the same. I would drive this in a heartbeat.

Andouille think this is the worst he’s had to ensure? Praline not.