Very small scissors though. 

No but I’m curious how the sealed docs got out. 

I would have bet $20 you made this story up, before opening a new tab and Wikipedia search. Amazing.

let the lower middle class and the upper lower class have a new car, built in America, that isn’t a crackerjack box and doesn’t cost over $10 grand new and see what happens to the ‘environment’.....that’s the answer.

Granted, my state is unorthodox with our legal system, but here in Louisiana you cannot get a DWI on a horse. Because it’s not a “means of conveyance” as defined by statute and case law. State v. Williams, 449 So. 2d 744 (La. Ct. App. 1984). Basically: the horse has a mind of it’s own, so the rider isn’t calling the…

And all of those base models are better than this blinged out GMC Acadia. The highest trim Q7, the Prestige, is $68k. A GLE with damn near every option is $62k! The Volvo T6 Inscription, loaded to the gills and safer than a bank vault, is $64k.

I LOVE that they were not content to steal one truck. Or even two trucks. Eight! What was the plan? Hide them in the woods under some tarps until they all get their learners’ permits? I also love that they didn’t try to haul off some dinky convenience store ATM. No, they went for the big guy. The court grants a motion…

Bloop. The R129 in that article just had the muffler & cat replaced by pipe. Which seems a lot more reasonable than $12,500. 

She sure has a detailed memory of the numerous groups of lecherous men who preyed upon her, after being unsuccessful with a bartender at closing time. Sounds believable! 

Working at a pencil store (???) after a move to LA (?) with an NYU degree. The Amsterdam night! Not writing down even a simple profit sharing agreement, ever! 

No Dodge should continue to be produced. 

You literally proved my point. All of those numbers are less than $73,040. Thanks for the research bro! 

I just had to get up and walk around the room when I saw the as-tested price. In only comparing other 3-row SUVS, it is more expensive than: Audi Q7, Mercedes GLE (now with 3rd row), Volvo XC-90, BMW X5 (also with 3rd row), a Yukon Denali... shit, I can’t think of many competitors that cost more.

No worries I just put a $100 bill in the mail to Al Gore for your carbon offsets.

In an 812 Superfast Matt Farah reported that he got 7 MPG dawdling around Los Angeles. SEVEN! Remember when people were fainting in the streets and clutching pearls when the Hummer H1 got 10MPG? That’s 30% more!
I love a V12 as much as the next guy, but in 2019 anything less than 15MPG is a middle finger too far. 

They did the whole “fill out a credit app” thing on him

Wait, since when does the Model S have a third row

They liked the car, it’s totaled, so they are seeing what’s out there. I don’t think this is a hill worth dying on. Sure, some folks stick to the same brand/model forever - I know “Land Cruiser people” and “Suburban people” but others, like me, would shop around with that insurance check despite the love for my…

Mercedes Benz still doesn’t have an online configurator for the 2020 GLS that was reviewed months ago, and is projected to be on sale this year. Meanwhile there’s already a configurator - with prices - for the Taycan and Defender that were shown for the first time days ago. Yes this is the biggest problem in my life.

It’s a Rolls Royce.