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After the full reveal I’m here to say: nuh uh. That is a claustrophobic interior created by that strip of buttons. 

Well it is a Corvette. 

Counterpoint: the quirky vehicle could be the path to riches. In New Orleans the aptly named French Truck Coffee has expanded from an H Van to seven(!) brick & mortars. And a fleet of 2cv delivery vans. Coffee’s good, too. https://frenchtruckcoffee.com/

And you’ve got a Hyundai dealership that should be printing money these days!

$550/year. But you get the same protections from the $175/year gold card.

My local Fox affiliate had a Bigfoot (the TV series) contest when I was about 5 years old. The grand prize was an Argo 6x6. I got the call that I won, and to come to the station to collect my prize. Holy shit! My mom agreed to take me in her ‘84 Maxima and I was livid - “No! We gotta take dad’s van to haul it!”

we have video, we have tag numbers. We have footage of people on the interstate. What we’re asking the public to do is bring the money back

This car creates a fantasy land conundrum for me: if I could, would I? For $155,000 you can have a Cayenne Turbo with 99% of the performance and none of the attention. For the same money, and slightly more attention, you could have a G63 AMG which will be terrible in the corners but will get you to highway merging

Sometimes people just want to see a guy give a fast car the beans. He knew Marty McFly here couldn’t handle being called yella. 

My Cayenne just crested 102k miles and has been more reliable than the Yukon or F150 I had before it. Whenever something does go awry, it can usually be fixed by turning the car off and back on - just like resetting a modem. Hell, a headlight went out and I put a new $15 bulb in myself in 5 minutes, the whole assembly

Holy shit. I almost squeezed my computer mouse into dust scrolling through all those arrests, probations, and parental bail-outs. Fuck Jared and fuck Jerry and his wife, too. 

Oh I definitely do not! (I would’ve gone for the SP2 anyway). I actually don’t understand the current glut of $1MM track-only cars. Aston, Ferrari, Lamborghini, McLaren, Porsche and a slew of small manufacturers are all churning them out - I just don’t know where they’re all being raced and to what end. 

There needs to be a legal way to allow these special edition/one off/limited run cars be driven on public roads.

In 1992, age 7, I was friends with the son of a cardiologist who liked cars. His daily was an NSX. When I went to his house there was a car in the garage with a cover on it. After begging, my friend agreed to show it to me. We pulled off the cover on a red 348 TS just like this. At 34 I now realize I will never repeat

I’ve accepted that these are going to be $75,000. BUT I hold out hope that one or both of these happen: 1) resale value will be crap and I’ll buy one in 4 years or 2) these will siphon sales from The New G-Wagen, reducing their insane resale value.

A decade ago the Ms. Teen Louisiana was caught with weed when she left her purse at a restaurant where she dined and dashed. Her “fall from grace” resulted in moving from our redneck town to Hollywood to pose for Playboy. I had one of those “wonder what she’s up to” moments a few years ago and looked up her social

Perhaps its because ball parks are designed for distraction more than ever - in order to get fans to the game at all! You gotta have goofy shit on the jumbo tron. You better be selling $10 gourmet tacos in the concourse. And you damn sure better encourage everyone to buy two 24oz Budweisers before they stop selling in

If you’re in the US that’s been the defender’s role since 1993. 

Mercedes Benz is trying to get people to expand their horizons by using navy blue and dark green on press GLS’s. They showed a yellow A220! A brown G-wagen was on stage at the reveal. VW is trying too with the Golf...

I think this will be the LR G-Wagen. The new G is on backorder with dealer markups of $10k+ on the AMG’s. LR could steal some sales at $80-90k, undercutting the G by 30 grand