The new Porsche Cayenne’s tow hitch electronically folds itself out of sight when out of use. 

I opened the article and went straight for the facebook messages. In my head it went “uh huh, uh huh, uh hu OH SHIT!” 

Make mine an SP2, in black. Or Blu Pozzi.

If there’s any company that’s windtunnel’d this thing 8 ways from Sunday, it’s Ferrari. If they say it doesn’t need one I trust them. But it better come with some leather goggles & matching helmet. 

“It’s just a coachbuilt 812 Superfast”, is what I would argue when mine became impounded. 

I followed PFT since even before his KSK days. I understood why he went to Barstool (money). I was happy for him to be on ESPN so that he might leave those morons behind. Alas, he seems to be fully entrenched now. 

Well he made $73,713,828 over those 13 seasons, so there’s that. 

I have the 7 now and just realized all the new phones are HUGE compared to it. Am I really going to shell out an extra $300 to get the Xs because it’s slightly smaller than the Xr?? Time will tell!

It’s also a place for sellers to market quirky Craigslist finds to bored rich guys monitoring BaT at work & make an insane profit. They regularly sell 90's-era single-cab 4x4 trucks for $15-20k. (I scour my local CL to get in on the action).

They make a GLS63 that actually has storage room behind the 3rd row. Even manages to look pretty menacing in black.

I’ve got twin 2-year olds and in-laws who live down the street. When the six of us go to dinner we have to take two cars. This would solve that. Kinda like the rear seats in a 911: useful in a pinch. 

It’s had a 3rd row for decades. 

This is shocking! Lexus still makes a GS?!

Not one word about how many people the thing seats? Or a picture of the cargo area/back seat (there are TEN front 3/4 view shots)? It’s a crossover; boring dad-types who read this while billing clients want to know how it does as a family car.

It’s still up 30% YTD. Holy shit I should’ve bought some Nike stock 5 year ago!

He hosted David Duke to speak at a summit on the “truth of the Holocaust”! Granted, Duke would be considered a mainstream Republican today...

With wealth inequality separating the top 1% from the rest of us at an exponential rate, I am not sure we’ll see the bubbles experienced in the past on the “top 1%” of collector cars. There are only 36 GTOs, only 50 250 GT Californias, etc. I think (hope!) there’s a bubble surrounding 993's and the like, but at the…

There’s a McLaren P1 GTR driving around in California. There’s a 2010 Ford Focus RS in Michigan. There are countless questionable Defenders (though fewer than there were, so not a great example). Any problem can be solved if you just throw a truckload of money at it.

Step 1: buy this

I’ll bite. Ballpark your parents’ net worth.