He’s self-made. It’s his trust fund; daddy gave him the account PIN and everything.

I dated a ballin’-ass rich girl in college. One time we were at a restaurant, she pointed to a Bronco II and said “that’s how my dad made his money.” He was the plaintiff’s lawyer on some of the wrongful death suits against Ford on the rollover issue. Also one of the guys who sued 3-wheelers out of existence. Not a…

“You can hear Aretha’s influence across the landscape of American music, no matter the genre,” Obama wrote me. “What other artist had that kind of impact? Dylan. Maybe Stevie, Ray Charles. The Beatles and the Stones—but, of course, they’re imports. The jazz giants like Armstrong. But it’s a short list. And if I’m…

Walter Matthau in King Creole. 

Caity Weaver would be proud. 

I predict the one offering financing was SVP. I think the second one was either Bomani or Mina or Pablo or Le Batard... 

The taillights are a modern take on the 911R. I think they work great here.

From now on, anyone who uses “the Singer of [other brand]” to describe a relatively well-done resto-mod should have to stare at this gallery A Clockwork Orange-style until they understand. 

I just can’t believe how pathetically wrong you all got it.

Yeah I’d set aside a few more million to have Ferrari turn it back into a Series I car.

This video of a lowly GT3RS made me realize I never, ever need or want a car that fast, and I’ll be just fine with a 911 Carrera. Driving that fast in the 919 is as unfathomable to me as landing a 747 or doing open-heart surgery.

Is that 993 Nardo Grey? I’ve never seen a color like that on a 993. 

It’s the incompetence that comes along with the graft that has my blood boiling. I love flying first class, so I joined a frequent flyer program, did my 50 legs in coach to hit Platinum, and then got free upgrades the rest of the year. He probably hit 50 segments after a month in office.

Sadly my first thought went to CTE - especially with Junior Seau dying in the same town. But plenty of former players don’t go on to become serial rapists, and Winslow has *always* been an asshole.

Almost choked on my beer when I read “including a 360 Challenge Stradale that’s been his daily driver for eight years”. The man passes any dumbass internet sincerity tests.

This is relevant to my favorite - and only! - X6 story. When they were just released I was picking my wife up at the airport. While waiting I saw a couple arrive in their new X6 to pick up an additional couple. The guests arrived with one standard sized rolling suitcase each. The BMW owners popped the hatch... and…

The best thing he posted this weekend: during a downpour two rich guys - one in a tuxedo, the other just a suit - hurriedly covered the Ferrari 335 S Spyder & got drenched in the process. Another picture he posted showed a pre-war Bugatti whose owner wasn’t diligent enough with the cover.

God dammit. I spent 10 miserable weeks working in Midland and never knew of this. Maybe I’ll go back someday on vacation.

The only important question I have: how are 964 seats? I’ve done several long road trips in a 997 and it was great. I can do 1000 miles in my Cayenne any day of the week. But that trip in a 964 seems exhausting, with the loudness & suspension mods. Hope I’m wrong.

I’ve always been of the position that Uber needs to stay in its own lane, pardon the pun. What business did they have in this space to begin? Just because they had a shit load of VC money they thought they could be the one to figure out the autonomous car? When no one else has? And why buy $60,000 Volvo XC-90's (with…