... at 2 a.m.

That engine cover makes me think “pretty sure it’s a Lambo dude”, and is a crime since the engine is such eye candy...

I don’t understand why the designers are so beholden to the 2003 Phantom design. It’s been 14 years. Feel free to soften the lines, ya know?

I haven’t done this for a .2 GT3RS yet, but with the .1 RS you could find a dealer somewhere selling at MSRP. The beauty of technology. Sort by lowest price on cars.com and double check the accuracy with the dealer.

Hunter S. Thompson wrote that it’s best to accelerate into deer. The idea is that braking would send the nose of the car down, and the deer through the windshield, whereas accelerating would punt the deer down the road.

I don’t think he was trying to launch it (it has a launch mode for that). I think he was just doing a burnout like some doofus in a Mustang leaving a C&C event.

Well... it does have less HP than a Cadillac sedan...

And in 20 years when a 959 starts fetching $5MM, they’ll get the cars back and charge another million to return them to stock. It’s a beautiful business strategy.

Cars.com has 17,469 2018 4Runners listed. Of those only 94 are TRD Pro’s, and 835 are TRD Off Roads, and 1659 are TRD Off Road Premiums. Just a few Pros listed under MSRP - biggest discount is $3k.

Sorry, I meant camera tickets. Baton Rouge did a multi-part local news report on red light cameras and one quote from the camera department(?) guy stuck with me “Nearly 40% of motorists pay these fines.” Ok, buddy I’m sold.

One time, on a visit to Houston, I followed Google Maps directions from my hotel to Katy. It told me to get on a freeway, I saw the sign reading “toll tag only” but proceeded anyway, thinking they’d send me a bill for a few bucks. Nope. $175 for 3 trips on that freeway. Shouldn’t have paid but I’m a wuss and was…

Greg was on the Shitty Men google doc. It contained a curious number of former Deadspiners (and a KSKer!). Either Gawker was a toxic place for women or the list was kinda bullshit.

The only time to use Sport mode is when you play Ludacris’ Move Bitch, Get Out Da Way on the freeway while (safely) darting between traffic. Otherwise you’re just revving to hell for no reason.

The documentary Simmons did about his year there made it pretty clear he wasn’t paid and was miserable. My favorite story of paying LSU players is about Shaq. A booster was called and asked “how’d you like to have shaq mow your lawn?” realizing the photo opportunity he of course agreed. The person directed him to put…

It is shockingly more expensive than the E63S wagon. About $50k by my math. Is it worth the difference?

Can we just get a dadgum RS4 and 6, please? Why do we only get the odd numbers in America?

You jest, but a quick google search shows there are at least a dozen UTV rental companies in Moab. I, a suburban-dad tourist, would much rather rent something like this for the day than some obnoxious Polaris. Not to mention the service life seems like it would be exponentially longer.

They should just make the whole article out of Norm stories.

What kind of real Porsche do you drive?

Wasn’t it Suge Knight’s BMW? Either way, no sane person is would pay even 1/10 of the asking price.