I just want to see what else is lurking in that crazy-nice-looking garage.

Many will say that’s a negative, but I like that Porsche doesn’t load them up and start the prices at $75-80k. My 2011 Cayenne (bought used) was a bargain-basement special with a $63k sticker. I’ve never seen another so spartan: no heated or cooled seats, no fancy suspension, no crazy headlights, not even a sunroof!…

Psssst that’s only a sedan now.

You had BFG All-Terrain TA/KO’s, these are KO2's. They were first made in 2014 and are exponentially better than the original at everything.

My 2011 Cayenne has a button right by the sunroof. Comes in handy at drive-thrus. My wife’s Lexus RX of the same year requires you to sift through menu settings. So annoying that I just leave them off. Hope the Cayenne left it alone.

The configurator only has a few colors (no silvers or grays); will more be offered at launch?

That’s why I’ve wussed out on selling my expensive new SUV and buying an 80 series Land Cruiser. Gotta have side curtain airbags for the kids, ya know?

Also difficult to take seriously when Porsche’s least reliable model is the Cayenne and their most reliable model is the Macan. Hmmm.

I love Spencer, but he was the editor or SBNation when the Holtzclaw story was published. It cost him the job, as far as I know.

I’m guessing that they have a pretty iron clad contract with a non compete clause.

Sam Ponder is a dang idiot, though. She was told numerous times that it was not Katz who wrote that, and she insisted that it was again and again. Really giving the “9th Ivy”, Liberty University, a bad name.

That’s the terribleness of the situation: PFT has only been at Barstool a short time. His shtick has been the same since it was just a Twitter account. And now that his talent is being recognized/monetized, he’s tied to this shitty frat-bro website. It’s an anchor. He and Katz are the value, not Barstool.  

Sorry, but what the hell is she doing with 3 carry-on bags? That’s just not smart. I’ve flown with my twins - the only thing I carry on is stuff to pacify them + diapers.

So it’s an i8 without the embarrassing Lambo doors?

Remember the Sultan of Brunai (and his fam)? They, at one point, had ten F1s (among many hundreds of other cars)

Also a valuable service for someone shopping for a permanent Porsche. I day dream plenty about which Porsche I’d spend $100k on. I have twin babies, so a Cayenne Turbo would be great. But what about a Panamera? The new one is pretty. Maybe a 911 Cabriolet - for the convenience of just dropping the kids into their car…

In your screen-shot it says “$14,486 Due at Lease Signing.” Dividing that by the 36 mo term and you’re at $1,901/mo. Before insurance.

I bought my Cayenne from a Chinese MBA student whose visa was expiring the next month. I got a fantastic deal since everyone else must’ve thought his broken-English emails meant it was a scam.

Doesn’t play well with a jury when calculating damages. But you still can’t go around turning people’s faces into mush like Penn certainly would’ve done to this hoopster.

With that sweet-ass VP leather bomber jacket on, too! I’m not enough of a narcissist to run for off office, but you really can’t beat the free swag.