grayhays
GrayHays
grayhays

Great words or whatever but that Cooke masterpiece is just... horrifyingly perfect.

Makes sense. I did a VIN check and it said it was a 1996 Turbo, but clearly something is fishy about it. 

Can someone explain why there’s a 993 Turbo with a clean title, loaded up to its ass in Porsche Exclusive Options on this site?

Interestingly (and sadly) he’s been re-tweeting support for Steve Gleason’s movie since the middle of last year. I wonder if he suspected his diagnosis but only recently confirmed it. 

On a Satuday morning I went to the Ford place to have my oil changed and waste some time in the showroom. A guy came in to trade in a Honda Element with a window sticker still affixed. He had just won it across the street in just such a contest, and was flipping it for something less ugly. Not sure what he ended up

I can only assume the 993 is the reliable daily driver. 

If I’m Warn Industries over in Clackamas, OR, I’m having a word with Brabus sticking their logo on my damn winch.

It’s not just the exterior, although I think this is a huge improvement. My MIL has a 2016 XC60- the interior is extremely outdated. The Nav & infotainment lag like something 10 years older. The start/stop system is far more jarring than in my Cayenne. It’s just rudimentary in every way against the competition. What

They’re going to sell a dang million of these things. Imagine being a Volvo salesman in 2013 trying to sell their aging lineup and sticking it out until now. 

When I began traveling a lot for work I read The Points Guy for credit card info and insider travel tips. It took me way too long to realize his entire site is full of these bullshit PR “articles.” Of course he shilled for Jet Smarter.

“Do you not value your time or just not have a job, school, etc...?”

Maybe he was parked in front of a fire hydrant?

No. Macadamia metallic.

I’m going to lose sleep tonight debating which paint-to-sample brown I’d get.

My wife was SO confused as to why I was taking pictures of some old 80s hatchback.

Probably this Renault Turbo II at the Hunt Store in Hunt, Texas.

My mother-in-law traded in her Nissan Murano because of a squeak deep within the bowels of the dash board that could not be fixed. Car sucked anyway. 

It’s not exactly a BFG KO2, but Yokohama makes a Geolander A/T-S in size 225/65r17.

So why the hell does Spencer Hall toil over there? He’s one of the best writers in the business.