Sweet mother of mercy your post is condescending, patronizing and borderline offensive in a "it is a heavy burden to civilize them" kinda way. I'm pretty sure that's not what you meant. I hope.

My aunt wrote my molester, her ex-husband, a letter forgiving him and she shared this news with me like it was good, like I'd be comforted. She thought that I would never be complete or able to let go of being molested until I forgave him. I told her that firstly it was my molestation to forgive and she could forgive…

The purpose of the post is obviously laughter and mockery (just like about 60% of the posts on Jezebel). Why do you think that's gross? It would be gross if they were mocking someone's mental disability or making a rape joke or something like that. But here they're mocking an absolutely ludicrous attempt to defraud…

Because you're ALSO shitting on people who do find it funny. You don't. Ok. Move on.

The point is to laugh our assess off and mock this dumb ass human being. WHO DESERVES IT OBVIOUSLY!!! who are you anyway on that damn high-horse??? too good to laugh at people??? have some serious business your after???on the fucking jezebel??? no you don't

Not exactly a rocket scientist yourself huh.

are you guys friends?

eleven billionty.

Hat-Themed wedding.

When I was 7, I went to a wedding with an open bar, drank 8 shirley temples, and got a tummy ache. That seriously sucked for 7 year old me. I had fever dreams all night.

Attention bad tippers: Paris Hilton is now a better person than you are. BOOM.

No, Jezebel was passing along unsubstantiated sensationalized rumors in order to justify their non-story. It was shameful, but as people always like to say, "it's just a gossip blog."

I was referencing the article:

During alumni weekend at my college, a couple guy friends asked me and my best friend, former sorority VP and pledge educator, respectively, if we hazed pledges. They were so, so, so disappointed when we told them the worst thing we did to them was decorate their rooms with confetti and stuff them full of candy.

She went from possibly sexual/physically assaulting pledges to most likely being in the room with them when they were made to do super annoying things.

I'm always on board for picking on the vacant white chick, but really, there's nothing here. Nothing.

Many of those hazing tactics I seem to remember from Frat and Sorority movies or tv-shows, i. e. Greek.

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

I love how Erin is pretending to be some crack journalist. The worst bit is that, without that whole series of obviously false rumors, it was solid reporting.

Hi Erin,